Becoming A Thornberry!
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THIS IS SMASHING
Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron
me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I love that Sebastian is the epitome of the manners and grace expected from Victorian butlers but as soon as he sees a cat he just turns into a massive dork.
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
My roommate bought black toilet paper.